What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:53
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is your juiciest sex story?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.